Friday, 27 March 2009

Sex Sells - Seashells and Site Maps


Marni de Much
Originally uploaded by This Window

For some women sexuality is their most powerful tool, their sexuality is used to get ahead in life, a bargaining tool to make more money or to get what they want....

In reality men still hold the power, we define what is attractive and what sells - that is how marketing works. We are weak we can't resist great tits and a nice ass. Whose fault is this? Women validate our weakness by willingly displaying them.

Would a conch shell sell male grooming products better than open crotch panties, or a clam shell sell fast cars better than an amature cam girl?

Call me weird but I find site maps more erotic than beavers or mussels.

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She sells seashells on the seashore;
The shells that she sells are seashells I'm sure.
So if she sells seashells on the seashore,
I'm sure that the shells are seashore shells.


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